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[Serving the Empire 6]

nice

Great arnold voice.

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[The Most Horrible Story]

just great

O man that has to be one of the funniest flashes i have seen in a long time. I love how the kids voice stays the same no matter what happens :)

[A diary of an unborn kid.]

Great Flash

This was a well done and emotional flash, but i would like to point out it's ludicrously biased portrayal of abortion. For starters, fetus's cant think. If id doesn't even have a mouth, it isn't writing journal entries. And abortion isn't usually performed in such and *cough*unorthodox*cough* manner. And i notice that the child was wearing clothes in his visions of the real world. Maybe his mother was too poor to support a baby, and he would have been wearing rags and sitting in an allyway begging strangers for food. I for one would rather not exist than have to live the life of an unwanted, poor, sick, child. I think that you are the sick one for wanting a child to live in such a terrible environment. shame shame shame.

[all yor base r blong 2 us]

Amazing

This is an amazing production. My only question is, how much of that did you just find and how much did you have to photoshop?

[Mortal Kombat VS Michael]

terrible. just terrible.

This should not have been submited at all. Dont punish us because you cant use flash.

[Bring a Condom on a Date?]

Well done

That was really well done. I was really feeling for the guy when he got kicked out. good job.

[Linerider the Movie]

Cool

I never thought of making a linerider mobie w/o actually using linerider. It is a cool concept, and you did it pretty well. The only thing that held it back was that... well... it was a linerider movie. Good job anyhow.

[Iron Chef Battle!]

To chopy and bad sound.

It was a good idea gone wrong. The frame rate was about 2 1/2 a second, and there was a clip of a song at the begining. There was no other sound. It was also very poorly done. The story made almost no sense whatsoever. It was all I could do to keep up with the story. Do not watch, or rewatch this animation.

[Final Fantasy VBall]

Final Fantasy characters get jiggy!

The animation was really well done. I like how there are random things that happen in the animation. For instance, when the "whistle scene" hapens . It is completly random and uncalled for. I dont know about you but I give it a 7.